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28 January 2007 @ 03:41 pm
You know you want to.  
TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "EMILY ASKS STUPID QUESTIONS"

Since you have mostly FAILED to own up as to the Important...est Question of the Century, we are going to ask another one. This is the Second Most Important...est Question of the Century, and touches us all in a deep way, 'cause it deals with matters of HUMAN SURVIVAL:

If ten MH characters were in a hot air balloon headed for disaster...who would get pushed out first?

Don't question things. Don't ask how they all fit, why they're there, how accurate this is, ANYTHING.

JUST

"I'll bet we can spit on their heads," says Linny. She's right. Theo follows suit.

Aly looks on in disgust, and Janus helps. Maria is busy comforting Vlad, who is terrified by the height, the drunks, and Christine, who is chatting with Sparrow in a corner-- about what, we don't want to know. Johnny isn't talking to anyone. Verne is staring over the edge, because he's noticed something the ballooneer on the ground hasn't-- that the line keeping the balloon close to home has frayed since its last use.

There's a little tug, and the passengers are off, bobbing like birds on the wind.

"It's all right," says Sparrow, "because can't we-- you know-- Vlad, you know more about this than I do!"

"Nnnngh!" says Vlad. He's huddled on the wicker floor.

"We'll come down slow," says Verne, then stares at something, obviously captivated. "Look! Power lines."

As if on cue, the balloon begins to pitch and tilt. It's heading for DOOM and DISASTER and OTHER THINGS STARTING WITH D.

"We have to get higher," says Linny. "There ain't no sandbags or nothin'!"

"There aren't any," says Aly.

"We need to lose ballast," says Johnny, and the passengers look around at each other.

One person per day until there's ONE LEFT. Comment with your choice. I guess it's screened but LJ IS A BITCH.

So, who is it?

Aly
Christine
Janus
Johnny
Linny
Maria
Sparrow
Theo
Verne
Vlad
 
 
Theam: curious
Music: Not That Kind Of Thing- The Wedding Singer